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Kill Your Lawn

Best friends Joey Santore (@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt) and Al Scorch set out across America to accomplish their mission: carry out a turficidal killing spree and leave a trail of pollinator-friendly, native plant gardens in their wake. It’s time to laugh our way to a lawn-less future!




Joey Santore

Joey is an ex-freight train conductor who taught himself botany by reading textbooks and research papers in the cab of a locomotive. He has been illegally planting trees intermittently for the past...

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Al Scorch

Fellow Chicago native, Al is a comedian, writer, musician and one of Joey Santore’s oldest friends and collaborators. Whether by releasing albums of original songs or producing videos for his...

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